The Back RoomFive minutes is plenty of rope.New material on Thursdays, four booked acts on Saturdays, and two rules that apply either way.Book a tableThu · New material · five spots openSat 20:00 · Four acts · House compereNo phones out. Heckle at your own risk.
Demo brand · a seventy-seat comedy club above a chip shop in Nottingham

KineticTier: Standard

Tight Five

A comedy room that sets its own copy completely straight — plain serif, hard cuts, running order first, jokes left to the stage.

Feeling
A bare bulb on painted brick, a stacked chair still warm, and nobody trying to be funny on the website.
Composition
One microphone, one brick wall, one line of text → who's on this week, in running order → the two rules of the room → new material nights and how to get five minutes → where to sit and what it costs → book a table
Motion
Timing, not travel: sections cut in on a hard 100ms switch with no fades and no easing, and the running order, rules and prices are printed static — nothing in the page slides, drifts or bounces.
Guardrail
Fails when the joke becomes the interface — running order, start time and price must appear as plain labelled text within the first two sections, no punchline copy may stand in for a label, and no act may be revealed only on hover.
Best for
Comedy club with a weekly bill · New-material or open-mic night · Improv theatre with a house team · Touring stand-up show announcing dates
Tier
Standard tier. The complete prompt and agreement. Builder renders it with the shared generic renderer rather than a template of its own.

Capability sources

  • react-bits
  • motion-primitives
  • motion-primitives

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